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In-Home Tooter's avatar

You know this earthling?

Serai 1's avatar

Regardless, it's still not cool.

GeminiCricket's avatar

If they kant think, then they are not you...(your welcome).

Lynn A Myers's avatar

It's not a "not cool" issue to get righteous about - let's chill and be friends and concentrate our negativity on important things like the general election, wage inequality, racism, war on women, ad nauseum.

alanb's avatar

According to Google Earth it's actually 954 walking feet from front door to front door. Side and back doors of the mosque are even closer.

Lord-Nash's avatar

Knowing Obama, he probably found a home near a mosque just to fuck with people who read The Daily Caller. I know I would.

Relativicus's avatar

Then explain why he runs away screaming like a little girl every time I make him a ham sandwich?

TheLastHonestLawyer's avatar

That probably more about most people actually killing the pig before carving bits off for the sandwich. ProTip.

JohnC44's avatar

If the shoe fits....

No, I kid.

JohnC44's avatar

Please don't insult morons. A moron knows when the line is crossed. These vacuous stooges miss the mark completely.

JohnC44's avatar

Or a close facsimile...they keep the clones in the back of the studio. You can never be too careful when dealing with the profoundly stupid. Do you know how many times he's been run down in traffic chasing shiny objects? Let's not even mention the bowtie "incidents".

Keep this under your hat: it's top secret.

JohnC44's avatar

Ahhh..been doing it all wrong. What's next? Cooking it? Amazing times we live in.

JohnC44's avatar

Lot sizes and structural details are on the property tax records. Prob about 2 clicks away if you have the address.

JohnC44's avatar

Who better to write about education than a person truly experiencing it at the kindergarten level? That's just some hard hitting journalism right there.

jellysblues's avatar

He also close to where Reagan was shot and where Chandra Levy's body was found. Coincidence?