Sometime today Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, will sit at a witness table in front of the House Oversight Committee and its chairman, the always execrable Rep. Darrell Issa, and try to answer a few questions. Such as, what the fuck is wrong with the Secret Service? Do we have to bring Clint Eastwood in to squint at everyone until they clean up their act? Which we would hate to do, since the last time we saw that guy, he
In order for Issa to get a complete picture, he'd like the shooter to reenact the shooting...this time with an RPG so that he has a better idea where the bullets landed.
I'm not impressed with that Amazon delivery thing. I ordered some pencil erasers and a bracelet for my wife and when the damn thing arrived, it chopped my cat to bits.
If they started shooting media poltroons, how could anyone expect them to stop at one per day?
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=P-G1CZsAbFs" target="_blank">Maybe not the best choice</a>
He can find out who told the Secret Service to stand down.
I hear George Zimmerman is looking for work. I think he would be really good at blocking bullets.
Ummmm Yeeeehaaaaaaw?
Forget Clint Eastwood. Call Mark Harmon and have him teach all of the agents the Gibbs Stare.
No list of punchables is complete without the smirking mug of Ted Cruz.
In order for Issa to get a complete picture, he&#039;d like the shooter to reenact the shooting...this time with an RPG so that he has a better idea where the bullets landed.
No kidding, right. I&#039;m surprised and grateful there hasn&#039;t been more of a close call up to now.
I&#039;m not impressed with that Amazon delivery thing. I ordered some pencil erasers and a bracelet for my wife and when the damn thing arrived, it chopped my cat to bits.
Under, Dunne.
My first thought. Horrifying, ain&#039;t it?
That explains the paw in the mailbox.
Sometimes I really hate this country.