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Chris Grrr's avatar

If they started shooting media poltroons, how could anyone expect them to stop at one per day?

Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=P-G1CZsAbFs" target="_blank">Maybe not the best choice</a>

PubOption's avatar

He can find out who told the Secret Service to stand down.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hear George Zimmerman is looking for work. I think he would be really good at blocking bullets.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Forget Clint Eastwood. Call Mark Harmon and have him teach all of the agents the Gibbs Stare.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No list of punchables is complete without the smirking mug of Ted Cruz.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

In order for Issa to get a complete picture, he'd like the shooter to reenact the shooting...this time with an RPG so that he has a better idea where the bullets landed.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No kidding, right. I'm surprised and grateful there hasn't been more of a close call up to now.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm not impressed with that Amazon delivery thing. I ordered some pencil erasers and a bracelet for my wife and when the damn thing arrived, it chopped my cat to bits.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

My first thought. Horrifying, ain't it?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That explains the paw in the mailbox.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sometimes I really hate this country.