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Chris Grrr's avatar

If they started shooting media poltroons, how could anyone expect them to stop at one per day?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=P-G1CZsAbFs" target="_blank">Maybe not the best choice</a>

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PubOption's avatar

He can find out who told the Secret Service to stand down.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hear George Zimmerman is looking for work. I think he would be really good at blocking bullets.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ummmm Yeeeehaaaaaaw?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Forget Clint Eastwood. Call Mark Harmon and have him teach all of the agents the Gibbs Stare.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No list of punchables is complete without the smirking mug of Ted Cruz.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

In order for Issa to get a complete picture, he'd like the shooter to reenact the shooting...this time with an RPG so that he has a better idea where the bullets landed.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No kidding, right. I'm surprised and grateful there hasn't been more of a close call up to now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm not impressed with that Amazon delivery thing. I ordered some pencil erasers and a bracelet for my wife and when the damn thing arrived, it chopped my cat to bits.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Under, Dunne.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

My first thought. Horrifying, ain't it?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That explains the paw in the mailbox.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sometimes I really hate this country.

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