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Besides, the budget was already slashed *coughSequestercough*

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Nah, the female will.

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The SEC?

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Pfft. It's not as if Obama and his family have been the subject of any excessive number of deranged threats. What's the biggie?

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Dr. Evil?

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Wait, WHAAAAT?!

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The wingnuts would just confuse her with Angela Davis.

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"Get ready for this failure to protect the president to be touted as proof that since the Secret Service is incompetent, its budget should be cut."

Hmph. Bush league! Instead, further proof to IMPEEECH!!! Bamz can't even get the Secrit Service to do their job!

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Stupid libtards- always blaming the Bushes

(my headline, etc...)

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Both Wally from Dilbert and Homer Simpson are amazed at how much less work their jobs could've entailed.

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stupid cheese eating surrender dogs

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Moochelle took away all their pies

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Is the Secret Service hiring their guards from Dr. Evil now?

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Ned Beatty agrees

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Actually, that could be a win-win....of VOTES!

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