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malsperanza's avatar

Besides, the budget was already slashed *coughSequestercough*

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malsperanza's avatar

Nah, the female will.

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malsperanza's avatar

The SEC?

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malsperanza's avatar

Pfft. It's not as if Obama and his family have been the subject of any excessive number of deranged threats. What's the biggie?

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SpideySenser's avatar

Dr. Evil?

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The Quirk's avatar

Wait, WHAAAAT?!

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The Quirk's avatar

The wingnuts would just confuse her with Angela Davis.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Get ready for this failure to protect the president to be touted as proof that since the Secret Service is incompetent, its budget should be cut."

Hmph. Bush league! Instead, further proof to IMPEEECH!!! Bamz can't even get the Secrit Service to do their job!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Stupid libtards- always blaming the Bushes

(my headline, etc...)

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Both Wally from Dilbert and Homer Simpson are amazed at how much less work their jobs could've entailed.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

stupid cheese eating surrender dogs

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Moochelle took away all their pies

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Is the Secret Service hiring their guards from Dr. Evil now?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ned Beatty agrees

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jqheywood's avatar

Actually, that could be a win-win....of VOTES!

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