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Ward From Cali's avatar

Ah jeez. Almost midnight my time. And the place is nearly dead.

I could just whip out my dick. It would probably be limp. I don't generally walk around with a hard-on, and I'm not ashamed to admit that.

I'm pretty sure others are, PETE.

So, what are we gonna do about my soft-on and PETE? Remember that only one of us is tolerable, and most of y:all has had to deal with a quiet dick. Just sayin'.

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Christy's avatar

Waltz got demoted. How about some of the fascists in Congress start throwing out some suggestions to the Felon for the best place for Hegseth to land next????

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I have a mortar range down at Pendleton we could name for him. So sad.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Hegseth the Booze-Pickled Putz is a catastrophe waiting to happen - literally. So far, he's skated through a potentially disastrous fuckup and kept his job while Mike Waltz "resigned" over it. This is what the definition of "enabling" looks like. When innocent white Americans die because of his incompetence, only then will he be removed from the job (and replaced by who-knows-what).

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JustPixelz's avatar

Jill Sobule, the singer-songwriter known for ‘I Kissed a Girl,’ has died in a fire [https://apnews.com/article/singer-jill-sobule-died-b4e86bd7f089df00da536ea9815bce03]

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Well, that kinda sucks.

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JustPixelz's avatar

PBS: Army parade plans for Trump’s birthday call for 6,600 soldiers, 150 vehicles and 50 helicopters, AP reports [https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/army-parade-plans-for-trumps-birthday-call-for-6600-soldiers-150-vehicles-and-50-helicopters-ap-reports]

I'll check Signal later for details on the Capitol Hill assault plans

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Marycat2021's avatar

Please stop spamming.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Politico: Trump to rename Veterans Day as ‘Victory Day for World War I’ [https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/01/trump-rename-veterans-day-victory-day-for-world-war-i-00323118]

Upcoming....

☑︎ Memorial Day to be renamed "Losers Day"

☑︎ Martin Luther King Jr Day to be renamed "Robert E Lee Day"

☑︎ Election Day to be renamed "Day"

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JustPixelz's avatar

Boeing 787 Dreamliner Fleet Eclipses 1 Billion Passengers [https://boeing.mediaroom.com/2025-04-30-Boeing-787-Dreamliner-Fleet-Eclipses-1-Billion-Passengers]

Not to mention over one billion meals served.

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Mary's avatar

Do not give this man a title. He is not worthy of it. Secretary of defence my ass

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David Levy's avatar

At least Pete has perfected the standard Trump excuse — blame anything and everything on Joe Biden, who even though he was the least effective president ever and probably dead for most if not all of his term, he still manages to control every aspect of the government and the economy.

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Linda irene peterson's avatar

Don’t attack daddy’s girl , Pete !

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GEM's avatar

My city is just incompetent. They will let us dump brush at their lot every other Saturday, 8 am to noon. Guess I'll have to get it all ready during the wee hours to make that schedule since I work all week. I called and gave them an earful. My tax dollars (not) at work!

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Vic's avatar

Oh Petey, you are such an embarrassment. Of course, Republicans don't have the wherewithal to sense embarrassment.

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mzf's avatar
May 1Edited

Hegseth's boss is not tRump.

Hegseth's boss is Rupert the Repulsive who has been paying Hegy to opine on Foxy news for some years now.

Hegseth's been overwhelmed by the aromas and mists of makeup creams and powders that are applied to him daily (hourly) in that newly fashioned MakeUp room next to his DoD office at the Pentagon.

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larry gassan's avatar

SECDUI Pete needs more time in the Gender Affirming Big Chair before going on TeeVee

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

DOD will hereby executive the minimum.....

Christ, he even slurs when he tweets.

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

Dunk ass fool. GI Jerkoff!

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