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When the moon hits your eye / Like a big pizza pie.....

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take my money

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damn i love this idea.

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Really? I always feel the dream jokes sound like me only-- if I was to criticize my dream twin-- a bit heavy-handed! Which makes it more funny, picturing my unconscious, trying to come up with something to crush this figment he just invented in the past 3 seconds-- this dream twin doesn't have my advantages, let's face it-- and is like Blue in Red State's-- that's a funny joke and would be funny in real life-- it just has that quality of obviousness like, a joke from a dream. ( In my experience of them. Fun though.)

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Didn't someone say 'if fascism comes to this country it will come wrapped in the flag' ?

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are you kidding? my dreams are all about putting my asshole maine coon in my bike basket and going on a tour of southern france.

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I refuse to be scared of bullies.

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I did that yesterday so I could be ready when they roll out the Covid booster, maybe next week. I did an informal survey on the Shingrix shots and reactions were all over the map. My first one was fine; the second one kicked my ass for 36 hours.

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Let them hold their breath instead.

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I read staff on that maternity ward were assholes and not wanting to get vaccinated.

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Forever

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That anti vaxxer protest apparently was a (shocked face) staged event.

https://twitter.com/davenew...

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Can he juggle 'em?

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I think that the liability is too high re: contamination.

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Asshole nurses I'm afraid.

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Brando was brilliant as Don Vito Coglione in The QAnonfather.

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