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rtpoeman's avatar

When the moon hits your eye / Like a big pizza pie.....

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pstumba's avatar

take my money

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fuflans's avatar

damn i love this idea.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Really? I always feel the dream jokes sound like me only-- if I was to criticize my dream twin-- a bit heavy-handed! Which makes it more funny, picturing my unconscious, trying to come up with something to crush this figment he just invented in the past 3 seconds-- this dream twin doesn't have my advantages, let's face it-- and is like Blue in Red State's-- that's a funny joke and would be funny in real life-- it just has that quality of obviousness like, a joke from a dream. ( In my experience of them. Fun though.)

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Didn't someone say 'if fascism comes to this country it will come wrapped in the flag' ?

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fuflans's avatar

are you kidding? my dreams are all about putting my asshole maine coon in my bike basket and going on a tour of southern france.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I refuse to be scared of bullies.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I did that yesterday so I could be ready when they roll out the Covid booster, maybe next week. I did an informal survey on the Shingrix shots and reactions were all over the map. My first one was fine; the second one kicked my ass for 36 hours.

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Elderly John's avatar

Let them hold their breath instead.

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Joie Sausen's avatar

I read staff on that maternity ward were assholes and not wanting to get vaccinated.

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Michael Wolfe's avatar

Forever

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Pisto75666's avatar

That anti vaxxer protest apparently was a (shocked face) staged event.

https://twitter.com/davenew...

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Can he juggle 'em?

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ImtooFlexy's avatar

I think that the liability is too high re: contamination.

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Ninja0980's avatar

Asshole nurses I'm afraid.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Brando was brilliant as Don Vito Coglione in The QAnonfather.

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