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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Leaving a few tubes in Trump Tower, on the other hand...

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Needz moar cabaret.

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Querolous's avatar

You have to drain the swamp to make room for the vultures.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

<foottaps>And our invites are lost in the mail?</foottaps>

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whitroth's avatar

Trying to keep from ROTFL from a thought... maybe we'll see gridlock between Congress and Trump, with the former trying to help their buddies, and Trump his, with little-to-no overlap between the groups....

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ArkadyDust's avatar

Or day dreaming perhaps. This could help: http://www.newsweek.com/hil...

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theblackdog's avatar

This is why I don't expect Yertle the Turtle and Walnuts there to complain for very long.

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BJW's avatar

Who knew that McConnell and McCain could sound so reasonable, so focused on caring for Americans? Wow, Donald sure makes these GOP senators look good!

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

well, McCain is going to have to explain why torture is wrong to President-Elect Hairdo at some point given his first hand experience.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Shorter Walnuts: "I like presidents-elect who aren't total douchewads."

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The lesson here is... context matters!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

"this might be wrenching to read."I stopped there. Because it would be.Barkeep!

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The Quirk's avatar

Never thought I'd say this, but thank Odin there are still some adults in the room. EVIL adults, to be sure, but still. . . .

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Yeah, but he was captured so his opinion is kinda worthless

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

You said "cherry" <snort>

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Bugs Bunny?

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