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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

"What do you mean, an African or European swallow?""European, obviously."

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Still nicer than the trough at our local drag strip. <shudders>

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I'm pretty sure the President's executive power doesn't require Congress to re-pass a law every time it needs to be enforced.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"It’s blackmail. You comply, or you lose something that you’re entitled to."

But, wait. I thought "entitlements" were bad, bad, bad! Instead of bitching, you should be all, like, "Thank you, Obama, for giving us this amazing way to free ourselves from the Tyranny of Government Overreach and prying us from your Federalist Nipple with this One Simple Trick."

(The trick is not allowing students to go potty. It is a stupid trick.)

Queen Méabh's avatar

Sounds awful. You should try public restrooms in Egypt, they build character for both genders.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Also, too, I don't know about your high school years, but I remember my fellow students being VERY interested in being exposed to another student of a different sex.

Dyna Moe's avatar

"a liberal agenda being crammed down the neck of Oklahoma and the rest of the country."

As chickenshit-American, he means gizzard

Dyna Moe's avatar

Wendi Deng Murdoch-Putin now

dalibby's avatar

Now he has a problem with people losing funding for entitlements?

Iam Reading's avatar

True story. Had an opportunity about 4 years ago to stick a pencil into his neck and through his throat. Regretting my forbearance.

nightmoth's avatar

Seriously, I'm laughing just thinking about it! Goofy dogs are so much fun.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That was passed by Demoncrats, so it doesn't count.

Iam Reading's avatar

One thing most AREN'T engaged in is post -excretion hand washing. Sad, but true.

handyhippie65's avatar

my thoughts exactly. you'd think he would be happy to end the entitlement, and hoe his own row.