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"What do you mean, an African or European swallow?""European, obviously."

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Still nicer than the trough at our local drag strip. <shudders>

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I'm pretty sure the President's executive power doesn't require Congress to re-pass a law every time it needs to be enforced.

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"It’s blackmail. You comply, or you lose something that you’re entitled to."

But, wait. I thought "entitlements" were bad, bad, bad! Instead of bitching, you should be all, like, "Thank you, Obama, for giving us this amazing way to free ourselves from the Tyranny of Government Overreach and prying us from your Federalist Nipple with this One Simple Trick."

(The trick is not allowing students to go potty. It is a stupid trick.)

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Sounds awful. You should try public restrooms in Egypt, they build character for both genders.

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Also, too, I don't know about your high school years, but I remember my fellow students being VERY interested in being exposed to another student of a different sex.

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"a liberal agenda being crammed down the neck of Oklahoma and the rest of the country."

As chickenshit-American, he means gizzard

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Wendi Deng Murdoch-Putin now

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Now he has a problem with people losing funding for entitlements?

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True story. Had an opportunity about 4 years ago to stick a pencil into his neck and through his throat. Regretting my forbearance.

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Seriously, I'm laughing just thinking about it! Goofy dogs are so much fun.

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I support this!

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Ghastly!

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That was passed by Demoncrats, so it doesn't count.

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One thing most AREN'T engaged in is post -excretion hand washing. Sad, but true.

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my thoughts exactly. you'd think he would be happy to end the entitlement, and hoe his own row.

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