You may be astonished, as we were, to learn that conservatives are furious with Barack Obama for waiting Five Whole Days to order the flag to be flown at half staff in honor of the victims of last Thursday's shootings in Chattanooga, which killed five members of the military. Obviously, Obama hates the military, since he only called the killings "heartbreaking" the day they happened, and didn't immediately lower the flags himself. (By contrast, Obama ordered flags to half staff
How come all the righties call this terrorism, but the murders of nine black people in a church meant to ignite a new Civil War is just an unfortunate incident? Oh, right, that guy was whiter than white and his name wasn't Mohammed.
I failed to mention that lowering a flag from half mast is even more fun. First, one must raise the flag from half mast to the top of the pole. Then, lower it. (I don't write the rules). Other than those in military uniform, I hate to think what percentage of the population knows this, much less follows the rules.
Washing hands is what MUSLINS do before prayin' to their heathen jibber-jabber god.
...red or white whine with those?
The people who claim Obama is a "Muslin" are the exact same crowd that constantly whine and freak out about him imposing "Marshall Law".
When Obama imposes Marshall law will we all get Marshall Obamaphones?
How come all the righties call this terrorism, but the murders of nine black people in a church meant to ignite a new Civil War is just an unfortunate incident? Oh, right, that guy was whiter than white and his name wasn't Mohammed.
They come in Whole Wheat and Texas Toast.
Why is this getting so much attention. Barack Obama was simply following the same protocol as all previous presidents.
That would be difficult to prove, but go for it and don't forget your Fourier series.
Isn't that a bit complicated if you need to do it quickly, like all the time?
And pederast is also short for podiatrist. My father used to say he had just come back from his pederast and my dumb uncle would correct him.
I failed to mention that lowering a flag from half mast is even more fun. First, one must raise the flag from half mast to the top of the pole. Then, lower it. (I don't write the rules). Other than those in military uniform, I hate to think what percentage of the population knows this, much less follows the rules.
Ranch dressing libel.
But... they're flags! FLAGS!
Silly boy. CAKE are square. Pie are ROUND.
'Where's the kaboom? There should have been an Earth-shattering kaboom!'
And buttsex.