The Senate Banking Committee ordered Wall Street fuck-up and J.P. Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon to testify Wednesday on how his bank managed to turn over $2 billion into poop and whether this latest round of derivative market gambles equivalent to staking money on Peggy Noonan's sobriety should, in fact, necessitate a few moderate regulations to prevent such things in future.
What do you call a circle of psychopathic sycophants (or is it sycophantic psychopaths?) - cause circle jerk doesn't even remotely come close for this murder of crows.
Dear J P Morgan Human Resource Representative, Please consider my attached resume as an application for any CEO position you may currently have open. As you can see from my resume I have the type of experience necessary for the position. My experience in suffocating kittens and puppies, passing lie detector tests, stealing candy from babies, multiple hit and runs, and several successful lawsuits against the Girl Scouts of America for sexual discrimination makes me well qualified to take charge of a corporation of J P Morgan's caliber. I look forward to your response in the near future. Sincerely, M. Grumpe.
Whew. From the involvement of Jamie Dimon and Jim Demint (and can it be coincidence their names are so similar? <strong>I THINK NOT!</strong>), I thought this was going to be even worse, which would&#039;ve been dangerous for me as my blood pressure is still elevated from the Rand Paul thread.
Jamie Dimon likes bareback banking.
What do you call a circle of psychopathic sycophants (or is it sycophantic psychopaths?) - cause circle jerk doesn&#039;t even remotely come close for this murder of crows.
Jim uses DeMint to get de taste of corporate semen out of his mouth.
Dear J P Morgan Human Resource Representative, Please consider my attached resume as an application for any CEO position you may currently have open. As you can see from my resume I have the type of experience necessary for the position. My experience in suffocating kittens and puppies, passing lie detector tests, stealing candy from babies, multiple hit and runs, and several successful lawsuits against the Girl Scouts of America for sexual discrimination makes me well qualified to take charge of a corporation of J P Morgan&#039;s caliber. I look forward to your response in the near future. Sincerely, M. Grumpe.
Just doing God&#039;s work. And God made a few mistakes. (The Devil. Creating man in His own image. Fire ants. Dick Cheney.)
Whew. From the involvement of Jamie Dimon and Jim Demint (and can it be coincidence their names are so similar? <strong>I THINK NOT!</strong>), I thought this was going to be even worse, which would&#039;ve been dangerous for me as my blood pressure is still elevated from the Rand Paul thread.
The fawning and boot licking was a bit off-putting. And these guys usually seem so full of themselves.