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$136050197's avatar

Christ on a cracker! You actually watched all 236 episodes of Friends and didn't suffer any brain damage?

Amazing!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hmmmm. Eggs or wine?

Is this a trick question?

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schmannity's avatar

Time to take Preston Brooks's cane out of storage and to the Senate floor (with floor votes).

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Lizzietish81's avatar

That video makes me want to punch a hipster.

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schmannity's avatar

Who needs a video?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

True, but now I really must.

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Rank Member's avatar

It seems that Ari whatshisname is not content with keeping his pathetically low self esteem to himself.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Work is for chumps!" - New Senate motto.

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beatbort's avatar

Most insufferable show ever on television, worse in its way than even the Duggars reality show, though there are similarities of stupid.

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beatbort's avatar

I'd like to think, "History will not be kind to this U.S. Senate." I'd like to think that.

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

Goddamn lazy government workers! (US Senate)

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Viva La Tabula Raza's avatar

I'm sure that the Arkansans have plenty of 'shine in them thar Mason jars and won't be missing the CA wine very much at all. Plus I'm sure they would say "fuck them chickens."

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Jared James's avatar

I've seen states pass a lot of laws recently that arguably violate all sorts of provisions of the Constitution, but it's been a while since one explicitly went right after Article the Oneth.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't need no chardonnay to keep fucking dem chickens.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I promise that I will never say "one-armed bandits" ever again.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Wine from Arkansas?

I imagine the Magarach Bastardo is to die for.

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