Being a member of Congress really is the sweetest gig. You can suck at your job, get nothing done at all, collect a six-figure salary plus great benefits, and then take a vacation, because hey, you just worked so hard at not getting anything done, you've earned that break.
I'm sure that the Arkansans have plenty of 'shine in them thar Mason jars and won't be missing the CA wine very much at all. Plus I'm sure they would say "fuck them chickens."
I've seen states pass a lot of laws recently that arguably violate all sorts of provisions of the Constitution, but it's been a while since one explicitly went right after Article the Oneth.
Christ on a cracker! You actually watched all 236 episodes of Friends and didn't suffer any brain damage?
Amazing!
Hmmmm. Eggs or wine?
Is this a trick question?
Time to take Preston Brooks's cane out of storage and to the Senate floor (with floor votes).
That video makes me want to punch a hipster.
Who needs a video?
True, but now I really must.
It seems that Ari whatshisname is not content with keeping his pathetically low self esteem to himself.
"Work is for chumps!" - New Senate motto.
Most insufferable show ever on television, worse in its way than even the Duggars reality show, though there are similarities of stupid.
I'd like to think, "History will not be kind to this U.S. Senate." I'd like to think that.
Goddamn lazy government workers! (US Senate)
I'm sure that the Arkansans have plenty of 'shine in them thar Mason jars and won't be missing the CA wine very much at all. Plus I'm sure they would say "fuck them chickens."
I've seen states pass a lot of laws recently that arguably violate all sorts of provisions of the Constitution, but it's been a while since one explicitly went right after Article the Oneth.
Don't need no chardonnay to keep fucking dem chickens.
I promise that I will never say "one-armed bandits" ever again.
Wine from Arkansas?
I imagine the Magarach Bastardo is to die for.