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Taint good to think about that.

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we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again

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Let the eeeeeeeeevil soooooore.....

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He once shot some prop papers, just to watch 'em die.

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I remember 1959. That's the year Hawaii became a state for the future president to not be born in so he wouldn't have a long form birth certificate. Some other shit happened, too, but I think I was in the fourth grade and really wasn't paying attention.

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You are brave, brave, brave!I salute and admire you red state dwellers!

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CEO (née Manchin) responsible for Epi-pen ripoff has case pending before DoJ. Just doting fathers looking out for their little girls, doncha know...

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Not to mention how they treat their "hot house flowers," (otherwise known as women).

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What do you mean "you people"?

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Needs more gin blossoms.

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Stunning pic!(But I may never use lipstick again.)

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Or "urban."

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Congrats!

I had crazy relatives that used to call them EbelskWivers.They thought, (unfairly), that we were foreigner-loving snobs, (as in: "We don't need to travel! Hearst Castle is all the castle we need!"),We never corrected them, even though we lived in Denmark.

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He's from West Virginia.

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No we couldn't, but we've got one

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I turned one years old in 1959! I don't remember it so good of course, but I'm sure it was one of the most important things that happened to me.

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