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That would be Holocaustic.

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And I'm learning Chinese, says Wernher von Braun.

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I think that <a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2014\/oct\/21\/us-limited-ebola-travel-restrictions-west-africa" target="_blank">Rwanda</a> is the one that instituted travel restrictions on <i>US and Spanish</i> visitors to protect itself from E. Bola.

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So, <i>that's</i> who else has been collecting Social Security benefits . . .

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The Republicans already have a perfectly cromulent reason to oppose it: it was proposed by Democratic lawmakers.

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GOP response: Living under Obama is worse than Nazi Germany, so whatever.

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AND taking our concentration camp jerbs!

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SS was short for Social Security? Who knew?

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I hate Social Security Nazis more than the Illinois kind.

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all those Aryan moochers and takers

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and repealing Hitlercare

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maybe we can get SMOTI to weigh in on this

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"Not my department, says Wernher von Braun".

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I just learned (trying to remember that lyric correctly) that he claims to have invented the Jello shot.

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