Stop bothering them. Today the chair and vice chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Republican Richard Burr and Democrat Mark Warner, held a press conference to give a "progress report" on the state of the Trump-Russia investigation. BREAKING NEWS, the headline out of this "progress report" is that there is no headline besides they will be done with their dadgum investigation when they are done with their dadgum investigation, now STFU.
translation: we're doing everything in our power to do what the turtle wants and bury this thing in committee-now go away and don't ask so many questions. collusion??? what collusion- "THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR"
Now see, I took that as coming from the SubGeniuses (who may well have stole it from Carlin): You know how stupid the average guy is? Well *by definition*, half of em are even dumber than THAT.
“People think it’s crazy. I think your average person in Nebraska has concluded there’s nothing there. That’s certainly my conclusion,” said J.L. Spray, a Republican national committeeman from Nebraska. “There’s so many phantoms, and now we learn about Facebook and Google. I think we’re just swinging at air. The big ‘duh’ is the Russians are f---ing with us on Facebook. Any 9-year-old kid would figure that out.”
Apparently Mr. Spray hasn't been home in a while. Here in my town, overwhelmingly comprised of Republicans, there is great concern over what Russia has been up to, and if our government officials have been compromised in some way.
There's no there, there, is there?Else I must declare that it would only be fair/For those who are listening to say why they're there,/And tell us for realwhy they simply can't care.
Maybe DJT was expecting rotted produce too and that's why he brought all of the paper towels along.
I knew the first one.
We know.
The Senate wants us to know it reserves its right to delay or impede the Russia investigation until further notice.
translation: we're doing everything in our power to do what the turtle wants and bury this thing in committee-now go away and don't ask so many questions. collusion??? what collusion- "THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR"
"tubular confines"That's a fine piece of word-smithery, friend.
https://youtu.be/ND3haD-c0l...
Now see, I took that as coming from the SubGeniuses (who may well have stole it from Carlin): You know how stupid the average guy is? Well *by definition*, half of em are even dumber than THAT.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? Why do I am alook alike a pot of porterpease?
Eternal salvation or triple your money back! What other religion can make that promise?
Eee-yada-yada-yada!
“People think it’s crazy. I think your average person in Nebraska has concluded there’s nothing there. That’s certainly my conclusion,” said J.L. Spray, a Republican national committeeman from Nebraska. “There’s so many phantoms, and now we learn about Facebook and Google. I think we’re just swinging at air. The big ‘duh’ is the Russians are f---ing with us on Facebook. Any 9-year-old kid would figure that out.”
Apparently Mr. Spray hasn't been home in a while. Here in my town, overwhelmingly comprised of Republicans, there is great concern over what Russia has been up to, and if our government officials have been compromised in some way.
Oh yeah. Weren't Erick and the Goat Fuckers playing that night too?
There's no there, there, is there?Else I must declare that it would only be fair/For those who are listening to say why they're there,/And tell us for realwhy they simply can't care.
I bow.
That photo looks like it could be cover art for 90's era punk album.