Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS

Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the "Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS" story is that the number of infected pages is only five. Jesus, about 98% of them already have syphilis and tuberculosis, so a measly five Swine-y flu pages in the nation's foulest chamber of gross old men doing gross old things to weird children whovolunteerfor such pedophilia ... well, that's a pretty good argument for Swine Flu being "no big deal." [ True/Slant , KPCC ]