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Megan Macomber's avatar

I hereby declare myself a billionaire. I will no longer actually pay my bills; I will instead "finance" everything based on the assumption of my wealth, which will allow me vast borrowing power without such pesky little-people problems as "paying it back."

Should you, my creditors, attempt to call me on this, I will simply point to my friends and say "Do you want to make THEM mad?" Of course you don't. We own you now. Shut up.

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Stevens's avatar

Despite Saturday, the fascists are going to steamroll ahead, like with thie Graham bullshit. Meanwhile, I'm 57 years old and all retirement has dropped...lets just say in 30 years of diligently doing the right things, and I'm fortunate, to be sure...the drop is massive. It's hard not feel powerless, depsite a day's worth of good vibes.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Your Sunday Between-the-Lines Bible Learning:

As does the Son of God so shalt Ye Heel all Loafers.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Praise to the cobbler elves?

Is this going to be on the test?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The Lord just wants young have a reliable Trade.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Gaudy" is the same as "fraudy", but a bit more obvious.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I was reading this morning on my iPhone so my aged eyes saw the headline here as...."Senate Republicans Reinvent Meth..."

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nick kelly's avatar

You can play a game where u nominate each T cabinet guy for most repulsive: dont know if Miller is in cabinet but he is spooky. RFC?? Sure, but he is handicapped ...brain worms maybe, lots of drugs for sure. So I'm skipping over a few and going to Pam Bondi.

As a lawyer and prosecutor and now AG, she cant claim ignorance of law which is about justice.

So...a guy is sent to the gulag in Salvador by mistake. The DOJ admits this, but is fighting judges order to bring him back. So...in court the DOJ lawyer, Bondi's boy, dishes out the party line: "he is outside our jurisdiction'

Judge asks: can't you just ask for him back?

DOJ lawyer replies: 'I asked that as soon as I got the case and can't get an answer'

That DOJ lawyer yanked off case with a reprimand from Bondi: 'A DOJ lawyer is supposed to vigorously advocate for the govs position'

Two questions for Bondi:

1. Was your lawyer not supposed to give the judge a truthful answer?

2. Ms. Bondi: Have you no decency?

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Guess I will be using their accounting methods to explain why I don't have to pay any bills. Which is good because Lindsey and #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice are destroying my retirement funds.

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diogenez's avatar

Is that Ketamine Math - or Scotch Math?

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Meth Math/Trenchmouth Taggart Math.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Must be nice to live in the neighborhood of make believe.

lindsay give my regards to king friday.

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PuraVida's avatar

https://youtu.be/uRU_ruqnR6Q?si=3CX8luT1DsoYGTEA

Phil Ochs song I meant to post below

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paul's avatar

It would be great to hear Gary Moore rip a solo on this song. It sounds like it was teed up just for him.

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WasX's avatar
Apr 6Edited

Ai'ight, cut to :45, he is so adorable.

Reacting, Jamel-aka-Jamal, The Doobies, Takin' it to the Streets Live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxiKEmz4OAs

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I just got told to go home! Wandering from pillar to post looking for a posting place for pictures of my little … cat.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

That is the last line in the movie! After the last credit Ferris pops out and says that to the audience. Deadpool recreated the same scene.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

If you were to infer from that that I skipped the movie this afternoon to take a nap on the couch, there may be some validity.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Totally understandable.

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WasX's avatar

Yeah, we did that.

Live Doobies, "Takin' it to the Streets"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9_e0rRvyz8

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PuraVida's avatar

With the late, great Cornelius Bumpus on sax.

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Hoodlum has some great pics of the protests across the country

https://bsky.app/profile/nothoodlum.bsky.social

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