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chimpevil_redux's avatar

Hopefully not much longer.

susan_g's avatar

As he talks shit all the time, those around him must appreciate that he uses mouthwash.

Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

Listerine rightfully should be concerned about false claims about its product.

They were sued and lost because of claims of curing common colds

Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

He probably doesn’t actually use it

JT Mailman's avatar

SO embarrassed that asshole represents me and so many other non-stupids....

swmnguy's avatar

Sure he does. I'm also sure he got vaccinated this time last year, like all the elites did, long before it was available to the rabble.

wavicles's avatar

IcyHot!Down yer throat and up the ol' poop chute!

californiagovworker's avatar

So what I’m reading from this is I should be snorting Listerine

Truxpin49's avatar

Is it even confirmed that Johnson didn’t get vaxxed?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

So wait, are we not doing lightbulbs up the butt anymore? Asking for a friend.

Paul Woodford's avatar

Every single time I hear this man's name, without exception, I think the words "His name is Ron Johnson, he comes from Wisconsin, he works in a lumber mill there."

Just thought the other fans would like that (fans of Vonnegut, not Ron Johnson).

Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

Horse hemorrhoids sounds extremely unpleasant. Vats of Preparation H would be required.

popebuck1's avatar

Most COVID infections come in through the nose? No problem! Load that Listerine into your Neti Pot and everything will be covered!

Warning: some pain may occur.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I'm starting to think there are more dumb people than smart ones in US America.

Christopher Callipygian's avatar

“Even if gargling kills some of the virus, it won’t be able to clean the nasal area..."Quite correct, for that you need my patented anti-COVID nasal powder, 100% natural and organic, made in Colombia. Makes you feel fantastic for a short while.

Tsewang58's avatar

RJ's next step is to advocate tooting Listerine. Mouthwash for the nose: Blisterine.