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chimpevil_redux's avatar

Hopefully not much longer.

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susan_g's avatar

As he talks shit all the time, those around him must appreciate that he uses mouthwash.

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Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

Listerine rightfully should be concerned about false claims about its product.

They were sued and lost because of claims of curing common colds

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Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

He probably doesn’t actually use it

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JT Mailman's avatar

SO embarrassed that asshole represents me and so many other non-stupids....

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swmnguy's avatar

Sure he does. I'm also sure he got vaccinated this time last year, like all the elites did, long before it was available to the rabble.

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wavicles's avatar

IcyHot!Down yer throat and up the ol' poop chute!

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californiagovworker's avatar

So what I’m reading from this is I should be snorting Listerine

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Truxpin49's avatar

Is it even confirmed that Johnson didn’t get vaxxed?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

So wait, are we not doing lightbulbs up the butt anymore? Asking for a friend.

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Paul Woodford's avatar

Every single time I hear this man's name, without exception, I think the words "His name is Ron Johnson, he comes from Wisconsin, he works in a lumber mill there."

Just thought the other fans would like that (fans of Vonnegut, not Ron Johnson).

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Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

Horse hemorrhoids sounds extremely unpleasant. Vats of Preparation H would be required.

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popebuck1's avatar

Most COVID infections come in through the nose? No problem! Load that Listerine into your Neti Pot and everything will be covered!

Warning: some pain may occur.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I'm starting to think there are more dumb people than smart ones in US America.

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Christopher Callipygian's avatar

“Even if gargling kills some of the virus, it won’t be able to clean the nasal area..."Quite correct, for that you need my patented anti-COVID nasal powder, 100% natural and organic, made in Colombia. Makes you feel fantastic for a short while.

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Tsewang58's avatar

RJ's next step is to advocate tooting Listerine. Mouthwash for the nose: Blisterine.

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