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brucej's avatar

Every "fix" ever:

https://xkcd.com/349/

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Aileen's avatar

Interesting! Because ED could be related to any number of things going on in the trial participant's life? Did you find it was under or over-reported?

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brucej's avatar

and each..and..every..damned..one..of..them...has a cellphone logged onto facebook and twitter 24/7.

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SydneyP's avatar

What about my religious exemption? I worship a triune, Republican, God of Greed, Ignorance, and Violence. Trump is our Messiah on earth. Reagan and Bush the Dumber were great prophets. Praise Him.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

What is puzzling is that in 2016, the voters in Wisconsin had a choice between Johnson and Russ Feingold, and picked mutton head Johnson.

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CATMAN's avatar

Holy shit!--Art Robinson won an election? He ran against Peter DeFazio and got creamed 4 timesHe must have picked a district where the average IQ is 70

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Many subjects are hesitant to discuss it and documentation requires wearing a strain gauge on the affected member.

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Aileen's avatar

But for the purposes of a study, wouldn't the difference between what the placebo group reports and what the group actually getting the drug reports be the main consideration? Sorry if these are dumb questions, I find this stuff interesting but I have no expertise.

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DDB9000's avatar

I guess you must be new to this country then - he certainly IS here.

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be kind's avatar

It may just be an Upper Midwest thing, but I believe Dok Zoom mentioned that because of the old song (which also comes to mind when I see that stupid Senator's name): " My name is John Johnson/I live in Wisconsin/I work in a lumber mill there.." Senator Johnson has not, I am sure, ever done anything as useful as work in a lumber mill.

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Forsythia

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Once everyone who wants it gets the vaccine these people can do whatever they want as far as I'm concerned...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Forsythia, what light on yonder window breaks?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So many organizations need your support to uncover the truth.

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Elias Roses's avatar

"Ron Johnson (R-Wisconsin, he works in a lumbermill there)" -hahaha!!

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