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Surprised they still don't have any on fuckshit's campaign store site. Since now he's saying maybe we should wear masks, I thought he would be making money off them.But they are selling "pencil neck" Adam Schiff with a red clown nose shirts.

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I registered to vote before I had unpacked anything when I moved to Wisconsin so I would have enough time in the state to vote. So I could vote against that shit in 2010. That was really shocking back then.Even more disgusting the next time. Really thought Russ was going to pull it off.

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Supposedly the guy who owns the company that makes it now gave big bucks to the Pumpkin Traitor's campaign and that's the real reason - or at least until the real reason because "because it makes the libs cry."

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Bannon's life goal is to remake America in his own image. With less brown people.

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Race?

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Trumpism?

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If Biden replaced the police with the New Black Panthers, maybe schoolkids would get free breakfasts.

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what a douche

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How do you know?

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Hydrox cookies are a better treatment than hydroxycholorquine. They give a sugar high and don't upset the stomach, cause liver failure or heart problems.

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Ron Jeremy is my favorite Eagle Scout.

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All I have to hear is "Steve Bannon's podcast" and I'm done w'it.

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I find it really "annoying" when I die. I'm going to have to re-schedule my Prancercize class. Durn.

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OMG. Half those kids aren't even wearing masks.

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The 5th says to administer per rectum.

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And each day I get up and wonder how things got so fuck up.

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