Once upon a time, married Sen. John Ensign had sex with a lady who was not a man and was also the wife of one of his aides. Unfortunately for his re-election prospects, Ensign did not wear a diaper, as far as we know. And because the U.S. Senate is somehow yet another day care for trust-fund children, this one a full two or three steps beyond grad school, Ensign's parents
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Apparently she does his hair.
This is good news for that crazy lady.
Well that was a disappointingly normal sex scandal.
Chuckie?