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Moving on......

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His uselessness is strategic. "My little wiggle out of that" reveals how little he values the public trust.

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If you can't repel Obamacare, try to repeal Obama!

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Batshit fucking crazy is a thingy of the past the new thingy is I want to be the battiest shittiest fucking craziest asshammer what ever opened a piehole

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If Tom was a real American, he would have a Senate Committee investigate Ted Cruz the Canadian/Cuban dildo anchor baby and ask how he is able to legally serve in the U.S. Senate and possibly run for POTUS.

How I wish I was able to put Gallagher on commission to wheel out a fucking watermelon and smash it in front of the GOP mouth breather each time they mention ending Obama care or impeachment.

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Bush pretty set the all time record for impeachable incompetence. Hopey doesn't come close.

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No chance of that. All he needed to do was fan the flame, and the wingnut echo chamber will exaggerate it from there.

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<blockquote>I think there’s some intended violation of the law in this administration,</blockquote> but thankfully the people who respect me are too hateful to insist on even a single example.

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Ok, Republican officeholders....I will give you a freebie and tell you the correct response to questions about impeachment is "On what charge?"

Is that so hard to say? Really?

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Much as I hate laugh tracks, you've got that right.

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Sudden Valley Ranch.

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Coburn's Word Salad already has plenty of colon on it.

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Whine Vinaigrette.

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Oklahoma: the state that sends sub-normals to Congress and shoots joggers.

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"He turned me into a newt!"

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In the style of Tom Coburn, my answer is: <strong>NO!</strong>

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