Send George Bush Jr. A Birthday Card! (WITH LOTSA MUNNIE IN IT)
An email has been circulating from the RNC asking you to celebrate President George W. Bush's 62nd birthday, which is happening very soon. You can send him an e-Card with your personal greetings and pictures of your genitals, and maybe he'll respond this time and finally leave his wife, like he promised you in 1989! THIS YEAR IT WILL HAPPEN, RIGHT? Of course, you are required to donate to the RNC to send your card. A small price to pay! [ GOP.com via Washington Whispers ]