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Unless you are "really into Jesus," you will be celebrating the annual pagan bacchanal Hell-o-ween in just three days! We hear that "Mother-daugher slutty nurse combo paxxx" have been selling out at all drug stores nationwide, so what should you wear instead? How about a "political costume," since you all love politics so much. You can be a famous politician like Joe Lieberman (with a knife in the back of the skull, for a nice touch?), or you can go as a concept, like, "Death Panels." (Or just dress as nothing and watch teevee all night, who gives a shit?) But if you do have a "political costume" this year, please send us your sexy photos through the rest of the week, and we will convert them into easy posts and give you "iPhones." TIPS@WONKETTE.COM.
Send Wonkette Your 'Political Halloween Costume' Pixxx!
Send Wonkette Your 'Political Halloween…
Send Wonkette Your 'Political Halloween Costume' Pixxx!
Unless you are "really into Jesus," you will be celebrating the annual pagan bacchanal Hell-o-ween in just three days! We hear that "Mother-daugher slutty nurse combo paxxx" have been selling out at all drug stores nationwide, so what should you wear instead? How about a "political costume," since you all love politics so much. You can be a famous politician like Joe Lieberman (with a knife in the back of the skull, for a nice touch?), or you can go as a concept, like, "Death Panels." (Or just dress as nothing and watch teevee all night, who gives a shit?) But if you do have a "political costume" this year, please send us your sexy photos through the rest of the week, and we will convert them into easy posts and give you "iPhones." TIPS@WONKETTE.COM.