Wonkliebers, we have been struggling all day to write this post. And by "struggling all day" we mean "waking up late and drinking whisky for breakfast." But sometimes things are hard, people! It is hard to write something about America's Sheriff without pretty much going balls out mean, but today we are writing about the attempted bombing of America's Sheriff. Listen people, there are very few things upon which yr Wonkette takes an immutable stance, but we are pretty certain that we do not like people
Maybe he accidentally arrested an actual criminal? I mean,<i> caught by Sherrif Joe?</i> How embarassing would that be? You&#039;d almost have to do this, just to stop the other drug lords from laughing at you.
given his history of shameless self promotion, including his BS about a hit being put on him by the Messican drug lords, it&#039;s entirely possible. Though given the utter incompetence of his staff, I doubt they could have come up with anything that wouldn&#039;t put the bomb squad into fits of laughter...
He is elected. his biggest constituencies are upwardly mobile yuppies who live in gated communities and fearful, brainwashed retirees. He&#039;s somehow convinced these people that he is the only thing standing in the way of hordes of brown skinned people marauding across the Phoenix metro area, despite the fact that his jurisdiction has the worst crime in the state thanks to his incompetence
Maybe he accidentally arrested an actual criminal? I mean,<i> caught by Sherrif Joe?</i> How embarassing would that be? You&#039;d almost have to do this, just to stop the other drug lords from laughing at you.
Be careful that someone doesn&#039;t disable your package.
Opposing votes were intercepted and disabled, per cousinitt.
Well, it did come in a plain BROWN wrapper!
Media Mail is for messages. Oh, wait...
On my list now.
personally, i think it was bibi netanyahu.
given his history of shameless self promotion, including his BS about a hit being put on him by the Messican drug lords, it&#039;s entirely possible. Though given the utter incompetence of his staff, I doubt they could have come up with anything that wouldn&#039;t put the bomb squad into fits of laughter...
Eh, Wonkette would still write articles on him. No wash-up is safe.
He is elected. his biggest constituencies are upwardly mobile yuppies who live in gated communities and fearful, brainwashed retirees. He&#039;s somehow convinced these people that he is the only thing standing in the way of hordes of brown skinned people marauding across the Phoenix metro area, despite the fact that his jurisdiction has the worst crime in the state thanks to his incompetence
If only the sender had included a couple of exclamation points on the address, everyone would have known it was only a joke...
Can we send him one of those &quot;Gay Bombs&quot; the pentagon was developing a few years back? Is that OK?
The black face could have been a temporary problem.