Sentimental Hygiene

* HOLY SHIT IT'S A GIANT ASPARAGUS. [ Prince of Petworth ]

* "It's inhuman and morally outrageous, yes. But man, that's a pretty good idea for an online contest. If you could just tone down the evil you might really have something there." [ The DCeiver ]

* Water, water everywhere, except in Adams Morgan. [ why.i.hate.dc ]

* "Um, what?" [ DCist ]

* Bitch, please. [ Eavesdrop DC ]