Everyone in the online universe has already pointed out that Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Tornado Alley) voted against Hurricane Sandy aid last year but will probably collect sweet sweet government monies for the Oklahoma disaster.
So, a modernized version of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Custer&#039\;s_Revenge" target="_blank">Custer&#039;s Revenge</a>?
In the case of Inhofe, nothing much. He&#039;s much like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Headless_chicken" target="_blank">Mike the Headless Chicken</a>.
They put the Moon into orbit just to make you <i>think</i> it&#039;s a gravity thing.
You could actually put together a complete conspiracy theory on this topic. Start a web page, get followers, and see if you can tell the sly from the clinically insane. (Poe&#039;s Law says you can&#039;t.)
<blockquote>If we were fancy, we&rsquo;d make a handy twitter widget here so you could display your score and show off your knowledge, but we are not fancy so too bad for you and your vanity tweeting.</blockquote>
How many times do I need to tell you people? This is what I do. People pay me for it. But your money is no good with me. From Wonkette, I only accept snark and awesome care packages. (Thank you Editrix, may I have another? Kidding, because not greedy.)
Inhofe is so full of shitty hot wind I demand the folks investigating the &quot;nth strangest objects found in people&#039;s rectums&quot; have a look at him. I bet they find an even bigger tornado up in there. They could rename his asshole &quot;Moore&#039;s Maw.&quot; Gross.
Oh well. At least they probably got in less fights.
So, a modernized version of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Custer&#039\;s_Revenge" target="_blank">Custer&#039;s Revenge</a>?
I would have to be a fool not to.
Also farm supports, drought abatement, and soil reclamation. And storm preparedness funds.
Yes, but apparently megastorms are hard to steer. Fukushima was aimed at North Korea.
This is why we have Israel: much easier to steer.
But it has to be something they won&#039;t outlaw in Oklahoma City.
In the case of Inhofe, nothing much. He&#039;s much like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Headless_chicken" target="_blank">Mike the Headless Chicken</a>.
They put the Moon into orbit just to make you <i>think</i> it&#039;s a gravity thing.
You could actually put together a complete conspiracy theory on this topic. Start a web page, get followers, and see if you can tell the sly from the clinically insane. (Poe&#039;s Law says you can&#039;t.)
I volunteer to keep a close eye on the girls&#039; basketball team.
Post the questions on <a href="http:\/\/answers.yahoo.com\/" target="_blank">Yahoo! Answers</a>.
You&#039;ll get answers from rightwingnut experts within minutes.
Well, you know what Californians say about the Earth. The more firma, the less terra.
&quot;Globull Warming&quot; - I&#039;m totes going to use this. It&#039;ll make me seem smarter I think.
<blockquote>If we were fancy, we&rsquo;d make a handy twitter widget here so you could display your score and show off your knowledge, but we are not fancy so too bad for you and your vanity tweeting.</blockquote>
How many times do I need to tell you people? This is what I do. People pay me for it. But your money is no good with me. From Wonkette, I only accept snark and awesome care packages. (Thank you Editrix, may I have another? Kidding, because not greedy.)
Where is your God now, Inhofe?
How&#039;d they get that SIZE?!?!
Inhofe is so full of shitty hot wind I demand the folks investigating the &quot;nth strangest objects found in people&#039;s rectums&quot; have a look at him. I bet they find an even bigger tornado up in there. They could rename his asshole &quot;Moore&#039;s Maw.&quot; Gross.