Thank Loki and Coyote, our favorite political trickster hero, Victoria Jackson, has unleashed a spanking-new ad for her campaign to win election to a county commission in Tennessee. Her very own blog headline for this thing is "Victoria Jackson Campaign Video # 2," and we couldn't agree more with that assessment. Come, let us delight in its beautiful pointlessness.
Yeah, Big Gulp ban -- promoted by a Republican billionaire, one of the richest men in the world. Also struck down by a local court and never ever came close to being implemented. But yeah, total liebrul tyranny over the long-suffering country folk of NYC. So glad that over in Tenn. V-Jack is thinking about them and that she feels their pain. Thanks, V!
<em>And then we get this very serious endorsement of Victoria Jackson&rsquo;s campaign from Mr. Kalb</em>
Oh, that will certainly turn the election. Unless her opponent gets the endorsement of the guy who plays the Tennessee Volunteer at football games. ROCKY TOP!
Most serious people do handstands on the campaign trail.
Victoria Jackson&#039;s version of <i>Hope And Change</i>:
&quot;She&#039;s like a coin&quot;
Flip This Ditz
I sooo want to photoshop this video, and put the &quot;Cakes We Like&quot; shopping list at the beginning
Yeah, Big Gulp ban -- promoted by a Republican billionaire, one of the richest men in the world. Also struck down by a local court and never ever came close to being implemented. But yeah, total liebrul tyranny over the long-suffering country folk of NYC. So glad that over in Tenn. V-Jack is thinking about them and that she feels their pain. Thanks, V!
Does she know the government has hidden listening devices in her bows and barrettes?
Just sayin&#039; V, they probably hear you do everything from pee to pray.
<em>And then we get this very serious endorsement of Victoria Jackson&rsquo;s campaign from Mr. Kalb</em>
Oh, that will certainly turn the election. Unless her opponent gets the endorsement of the guy who plays the Tennessee Volunteer at football games. ROCKY TOP!
Is the Anna Nicole of the eponymous teevee show Jackson&#039;s role model? This is almost that watching-the-train-wreck sad.
&ldquo;She&rsquo;s just like a coin.&rdquo;
Flipped one too many times? Keeps coming back like a bad penny? Puts a jingle in your pants? Slowly being replaced by plastic?
Jesus derped for somebody&#039;s sins, but not hers.
Does that say &quot;Controls Medications&quot; on the bottom of that picture? &#039;Cause I think she ought to consider that.
And kinda hugh.
When elected her first piece of legislation will most likely be the legalization of possum drops.
I think V-Jack&#039;s confusing real life with <em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em>...again.