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"Hmm, only 19 women complainants? Amateurs.

- Bill Cosby, most likely

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A right tolchocking in the yarbles, me droogs!

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He has a whole hour session on "Burying incriminating police videos". Tickets on sale now.

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There have been times when I have concluded that my attraction to penes, and/or the persons to whom they are attached, is entirely unjustified and regrettable. (But my latest attraction is totes worth it, Yay!)

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One day they'll win the Division again. Maybe.

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Wasn't that a Joe Pesci movie?

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I have to ask myself.....What Would Judge Roy Moore do ?

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If the settlement doesn't turn out to be enough they can always publish a list of stuff they need online.

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Needs bigger codpiece.

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I ain't even got any snark on this one. Those poor women. And you know if 19 complained there are probably up to 100 who kept silent.

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Or bombing carpets in Iran..

Hehehe.. we'll fix them and their precious Persian rugs.

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how does this fit in with the "makers and takers" narrative?

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Because: Poorz have the shittiest lobby ever and are always subject to the whim of those placed in lordship and dominion over them.Because: Petty Buerocrats hire undesirable unhirable relations and friends as favors, in exchange for other favors.Because: We live in a sick fucking world and the good fight is never ending.

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I am very sure the right wing reply to this mess would beA: Those women should not have gotten pregger out of wedlocked and been such sluts and been so poor to begin withandB: We should close down all public housing because look what happens there to those poor womenz!Probably at the same time, and with the same breath.

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We should have seen this coming when Big Ghey crammed marriage equality down our throats rooning America as we knew it.

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