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Several Comical Instances Of Botched Crimes
Apparent 1980s Orlando club owner Paul Strauss, who moonlights as a DC "Shadow Senator"—an entirely unreal position he's sometimes leveraged in attempts to hook up with Hayden Panetierre—acted like he was a real Senator during a recent DUI arrest. [ DCist ]
Rent out your apartment for thousands of dollars to Inauguration goers, the whole city is doing it! [ DCist ]
Hooray now buses, called "Circulators" apparently, will run through Adams Morgan. [ DC Examiner ]
Sexy thievery went terribly awry when some sunglassed mastermind stole a million bras but left behind her cell phone, which conveniently held artsy self-portraits. [ WTOP ]
A firefighter has been arrested for starting a fire that he was later called to fight. [ Washington Post ]