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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Members of the public health service are basically a branch of the military, with uniforms borrowed from the Navy, along with the rank structure.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Most pundits need to be escorted as soon as possible to short piers over deep shark infested waters.

mailman27's avatar

"No fair baking all the fish puns into one cake."-- Mrs. Paul

Chuck Dickens's avatar

As usual with Rethuglicans, whatever heinous crime they accuse you of doing, they are doing it X100 themselves. Pizzagate my arse.

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John Robinson's avatar

But what about middle women? Sexist pig!

John Robinson's avatar

No, it's not. It's the entire fucking Republican Party. Donald Trump is merely the face and soul of the Party. Don't let them shift the blame onto him.

John Robinson's avatar

Both 'Health' _and_ 'Human Services'? Wow, that's a sweet gig. I can't shoot people in the defense of either one.

John Robinson's avatar

These guys are ethical monsters. True, they have the ethics of a particularly sociopathic weasel, but that's not the same as 'none at all'.

John Robinson's avatar

The 'Vote' blade is truly cutting-edge.

Big Blue Blogger's avatar

Governance 101: You can’t outsource accountability. It’s the first principle on page 1 of the textbook.

WeaselPoo's avatar

That reminds me of my brief time in the advertising biz. .Cheers!

VandeGraf's avatar

Must be the responsibility belongs to Douche himself, seeing as how people who worked for him were either mismanaging or undermanaging contractors.

John Robinson's avatar

The latest off-Broadway sensation, brought to you by Anonymous Donors:

Fiddler in the (Voting) Booth.Act I

Ganev (Karl Rove, played by Paul LePage) sings:

Projection .. projection! Projection!Projection! ... It's Always Projection!Who, day and night, must scramble for a reason,Why what we think is what our enemies think?And who has the right as the only natural ruler,to dictate to the press what they must say?The Leader .. The Leader! Projection!The Leader ... the Leader! Projection!

etc., etc.

John Robinson's avatar

How dare anybody accuse anyone from The Party of Personal Responsibility of being personally responsible for any atrocity committed under their rule?