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Members of the public health service are basically a branch of the military, with uniforms borrowed from the Navy, along with the rank structure.

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The sharpest kind of guillotine!

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Most pundits need to be escorted as soon as possible to short piers over deep shark infested waters.

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"No fair baking all the fish puns into one cake."-- Mrs. Paul

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As usual with Rethuglicans, whatever heinous crime they accuse you of doing, they are doing it X100 themselves. Pizzagate my arse.

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Please review the rules.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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But what about middle women? Sexist pig!

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No, it's not. It's the entire fucking Republican Party. Donald Trump is merely the face and soul of the Party. Don't let them shift the blame onto him.

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Both 'Health' _and_ 'Human Services'? Wow, that's a sweet gig. I can't shoot people in the defense of either one.

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These guys are ethical monsters. True, they have the ethics of a particularly sociopathic weasel, but that's not the same as 'none at all'.

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The 'Vote' blade is truly cutting-edge.

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Governance 101: You canโ€™t outsource accountability. Itโ€™s the first principle on page 1 of the textbook.

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That reminds me of my brief time in the advertising biz. .Cheers!

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Must be the responsibility belongs to Douche himself, seeing as how people who worked for him were either mismanaging or undermanaging contractors.

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The latest off-Broadway sensation, brought to you by Anonymous Donors:

Fiddler in the (Voting) Booth.Act I

Ganev (Karl Rove, played by Paul LePage) sings:

Projection .. projection! Projection!Projection! ... It's Always Projection!Who, day and night, must scramble for a reason,Why what we think is what our enemies think?And who has the right as the only natural ruler,to dictate to the press what they must say?The Leader .. The Leader! Projection!The Leader ... the Leader! Projection!

etc., etc.

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How dare anybody accuse anyone from The Party of Personal Responsibility of being personally responsible for any atrocity committed under their rule?

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