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Moistly.

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Don't count on him running for federal office for a few more years, but he will be employed as a lobbyist making big bucks in 2016. He may need the money, depending on what his wife decides to do.

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My exact thoughts. More than likely, women were lining up to appear on the TV news to explain how Long Dong Diehl had sexually harassed them, which is to say he made lewd advances that were neither solicited nor reciprocated.

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There's loving America, and then there's *loving* America.

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Oh, he'll find Jesus, get a talk radio gig, and make a great comeback. He'll also keep cheating on his wife and taxes.

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Okay, I'm ready to give him this one. In England, people who fuck up like this immediately resign, and we express our admiration, because American politicians just say, "Oops. Sorry." and think that covers it.

He fucked up. He resigned. Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

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I believe the appropriate acronym here is "AMF."

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i'd rather huck-a-rock at huck-a-bee.

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Agent 88, is that you?

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Allow me to be shallow for a moment. This is the first time I've actually seen this guy's picture. The fact that he can get TWO women to fuck him is amazing. Is that a comb over??? All I can say is "ish".

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He acknowledges that he made “a serious error in judgment by sending the text messages” instead of just following the young woman in a car, showing up on her doorstep at 2 am with a bottle of rum, and other activities that cannot go viral on the Internet.

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I like the last line about seeing him again in a couple years. Cuz repubs just don't care if the people they elect are horrible, in fact that helps with their horrible agendas of fucking the poors and the gays.

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Exactly what I was thinking--some rich buddy of his will make sure his bills get paid.

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FWIW, if the guy had abstained from running around blabbing his (stupid) hypocritical mouth about family values, I wouldn't give a damn,

but that's just me...

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Power is an aphrodisiac. Henry Kissinger scored with Jill St. John; 'nuff said.

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