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First they came for Ed Henry.I said nothing.

Then they came for Tucker Carlson.Again I said nothing.

Then they came for Sean Hannity.Still, I said nothing.

Because fuck those guys.

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They ejaculate bile. Bile and ashes.

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When Biden becomes prez, maybe he should have their FCC license yanked.

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Sean Hannity has a boner.

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Tucker could hump the air on Fifth Avenue and they'd still love him.

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That fucking meat brain Sean Hannity is gonna have his time in the barrel someday too. Michael Cohen wasn't his lawyer for traffic court and mortgage contracts.

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Cohen won't reveal privileged material, so unless he has some knowledge from outside their professional relationship this will become another nothingburder.But, one can hope.

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Pretty much. I was getting my car inspected this morning and the shop had Fox News on. From what I heard, it was all about how it was great that The Leader was sending macho men into those horrible cities. I went outside, found a cool spot with a bench, and read an old John D. MacDonald book on my phone.

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These people are charming.

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It will come from the women he harassed.

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If I knew then what I know now...

I actually had drinks with Ailes back when I was a freshman in college in 1976. He had come to give a speech to our College Republicans group and some of us went with him back to the campus hotel and had drinks in the lobby. I should have glassed the sumbitch.

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*reads reads rea....*

Fuck.

That’s not sexual harassment, that’s rape and felony assault. Why aren’t there criminal charges against this guy.

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There will be.

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Yeah, but if the allegations against Tucker and Hannity are true, their advertisers will disappear in a poof of smoke.

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Time for another fishing trip, Tuck?

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Cable, no FCC license to revoke.

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