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nothingisamiss's avatar

When I read "Sling a hot and fresh Russian..." I thought the sentence was going to end differently. :(

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nothingisamiss's avatar

THIS. THIS. THIS.

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nothingisamiss's avatar

I know your trolling.....and it;s why I love you. ( In the manner of love amongst Wonkettes.)

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wurman's avatar

I Hear a Symphony

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wurman's avatar

"Wouldn't it be loverly. . . ?" All the little kidzes learning Spanish, French, Cajun, Inupiaq or Inuktitun, and maybe part of the 21 Mayan languages! No passports or enhanced drivers' license or green cards or notes from Mom. It would be a PanAmericaNord or, more likely pandemonium.

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CarolinaStewPie's avatar

What the heck is a 'punim'? Sounds delightfully naughty!!:)

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

I have a Mexican passport and have dual citizenship, thanks to my very white polygamist ancestors seeking refuge in Mexico because the United States wouldn't allow them to practice their religion freely. Good luck trying to get my blond-haired, blue-eyed Mexican ass out, dumbfuck, but you can sure try. Although, to be honest, I prefer Mexico over the U.S.; better food, for one thing.

Y te regalo un boleto directito a la chingada.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Wha-----???? Moi???

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Nope. That is definitely not "whisky" nor "whiskey."

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

My thoughts exactly... pretty as they both are, Justin runs like a hobbyist. Nieto runs like a marathoner.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

C'est votre visage.

(You need to practice - Canananananadian ladies are all bilingual...it's the law.)

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ResisterSister's avatar

Nieto may win the 10k but I'm going to give Justin the prize. Hey oh!

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Bill Slider's avatar

Gaul, as a whole, was divided into 3 parts. I remember my Latin

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

But would you fly on it if it had a giant 'Ski-Doo' sticker on the tail?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Or his wife does.

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phoenix00's avatar

Omigosh like, you don't say! Wouldn't it be easier to just shoot people you don't agree with?

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