If you don't know, better check the instructions unless you're like me and think, "I'm a man and instructions are for pussies!" so you toss 'em :-(...On the other hand, you can find them online and by them I mean porn.
If he ever actually connected with someone on AM (if you know what I mean, and I think you do), I pray they have the moral decency to go public and give us all the sordid details.
I'm not Maureen Dowd, but I hate him because of how he murdered Ricky Ray Rector for votes and was a lousy president. His serial adultery and super-gross behavior (POTUS vs intern is such a power imbalance, it is borderline rapey) is pretty minor compared to killing tens of thousands of Sudanese. But yes, 69, sex, etc....what fun.
I'm gonna consider those five minutes I wasted "foreplay".
(Just like real life!)
The difference of course being that Nixon, Reagan, Bush I AND Bush II committed actual fucking crimes.
Frankly, Jerry "can't chew gum and fart at the same time" Ford committed the biggest one of all by giving a blanket pardon to the criminal Nixon.
The way his season's going, I wouldn't give up on him hitting a horny hat trick just yet.
If you don't know, better check the instructions unless you're like me and think, "I'm a man and instructions are for pussies!" so you toss 'em :-(...On the other hand, you can find them online and by them I mean porn.
Wait. Isn't someone else supposed to blow out his candle for this to work?
How does a married man get a handjob?Ask for a blowjob.
If he ever actually connected with someone on AM (if you know what I mean, and I think you do), I pray they have the moral decency to go public and give us all the sordid details.
Retired Republican presidents aren't worth shit. All they do is play golf.
I never touched her. I swear.
That's what she said.
69 is like the original emoticon (that's like an old-school emoji to our younger not-commenters)
or oldz....
pegging ain't nice...
Fall mountain.....just don't fall on me....
Try using finer grit sandpaper first next time.
I'm not Maureen Dowd, but I hate him because of how he murdered Ricky Ray Rector for votes and was a lousy president. His serial adultery and super-gross behavior (POTUS vs intern is such a power imbalance, it is borderline rapey) is pretty minor compared to killing tens of thousands of Sudanese. But yes, 69, sex, etc....what fun.