Imagine you are a center of Legitimate Jesus Worship during the day, and a center of NEKKID BEACH PARTIES at night, because this is part of your "ministry." You would be the Life Center: A Spiritual Community church, in Panama City Beach, and now the mean government is saying
I would say I'm waiting for Todd Starnes and Fake News to champion the Life Center as their latest martyr and victim of anti-Christian persecution, but I would be in for a very long wait.
I wouldn't bet my boogie board on it. Frat boys from Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina hopped up on Southern Comfort and Red Bull? Not necessarily the paragons of tolerance and enlightenment one might wish.
And, of course, there's absolutely nothing wrong with standing up in the pulpit on Sunday morning and telling the congregation, "Vote for the Republican candidate for president or you're going to Hell."
Harlan Ellison overheard L. Ron Hubbard tell Isaac Asimov at a late 50's Worldcon that he was going to get out of the writing biz and get into religion, because that's where the real money was.
Dogma? There's a Senator Santorum for you on line 2/
I would say I'm waiting for Todd Starnes and Fake News to champion the Life Center as their latest martyr and victim of anti-Christian persecution, but I would be in for a very long wait.
...the Bay County Sheriff’s Office and Panama City Beach Police Department investigators have began taking a closer look at the church.
Somehow, in Florida it is legal to use grammar like this. In a newspaper.
I wouldn't bet my boogie board on it. Frat boys from Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina hopped up on Southern Comfort and Red Bull? Not necessarily the paragons of tolerance and enlightenment one might wish.
Holy spirits, dude.
Your photo makes it look glamorous. This one does not. I got it here: http://www.newsherald.com/n...
A real charmer, that one.
He was sentenced to a year of probation January 2009 after he punched his wife in the eye.
Let's hope someone finds a brain and closes this ridiculous excuse for a religion down.
Snowballs, Hell, etc.
Yup, long wait.
Singing the unofficial SAE song?
Sheeeit, Uncle Pat Robertson could school these fools.
Sigh. Scratch a Christian, find a pervert.
And, of course, there's absolutely nothing wrong with standing up in the pulpit on Sunday morning and telling the congregation, "Vote for the Republican candidate for president or you're going to Hell."
Harlan Ellison overheard L. Ron Hubbard tell Isaac Asimov at a late 50's Worldcon that he was going to get out of the writing biz and get into religion, because that's where the real money was.
Perhaps this signifies a reversal of that trend. 'Bout time, too.
Onward Christian Soldiers...
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