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Sexy Inauguration Details and Threats
Despite no threats or evidence that there might be any threats in the near future, the FBI still needs DCers to feel threatened during Inauguration Week. [ DC Examiner ]
The tickets to the Inauguration Parade, during which Barry will hijack a car and drive off with Mandy Pepperidge forever, sold out in a minute flat. [ WTOP ]
Tonight marks "Journopalooza", during which Spencer Ackerman and whoever else compete for most ironic acoustic cover of "Paper Planes" or whatever. [ DCist ]
Remember two weeks ago when it was impossible to rent some Georgetown student's Dorito-stained futon for under a half-mil? Now it is different, and Inauguration landlords are begging for out-of-towners to sleep in their apartments. [ Washington Post ]
Wolf Blitzer and his staff of sexy space holograms are quite popular amongst Kids These Days. [ Fishbowl DC ]