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Spurning Beer's avatar

All aboard the Santorum Express!

chascates's avatar

He's doing pretty well on his own!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't get that...but it sounds pretty funny.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

and milk shoots out my nose...thanks Gopher!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Brown - Sir...I sure could use some money.

Koch - Easily done, m'lad. Just kneel down.

Brown - Like to pray?

Koch - <i>zzzzzzzzip</i> Yes...just.like.praying.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What confused me is that I happen to know that the teeth of many snakes fold back into their mouths when not in use. Then I had this weird image of Scott say, "fuck you old man! Sheen's got tiger blood? Well, I got motherfucking COBRA blood"!"

fuflans's avatar

i am so very sick of rich winning tools winning all the time.

i am now going to read about famous hermits or something.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

ok then, fine <strike>Tongue Punchers</strike>

Spurning Beer's avatar

What can Brown do for you, Mr. Koch?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That was subtle. I’m surprised he didn’t pull out the front of pants and tell Koch to stuff the money in his danger zone.

chascates's avatar

Things go better with Koch.