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All aboard the Santorum Express!

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He's doing pretty well on his own!

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I don't get that...but it sounds pretty funny.

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Oh wait...now I get it.

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and milk shoots out my nose...thanks Gopher!

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Brown - Sir...I sure could use some money.

Koch - Easily done, m'lad. Just kneel down.

Brown - Like to pray?

Koch - <i>zzzzzzzzip</i> Yes...just.like.praying.

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What confused me is that I happen to know that the teeth of many snakes fold back into their mouths when not in use. Then I had this weird image of Scott say, "fuck you old man! Sheen's got tiger blood? Well, I got motherfucking COBRA blood"!"

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i am so very sick of rich winning tools winning all the time.

i am now going to read about famous hermits or something.

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ok then, fine <strike>Tongue Punchers</strike>

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What can Brown do for you, Mr. Koch?

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That was subtle. I’m surprised he didn’t pull out the front of pants and tell Koch to stuff the money in his danger zone.

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Things go better with Koch.

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