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Is today douchebag day? It must be douchebag day 'cuz you're, you know, acting like a douchebag.

Oh, and

"Yes, once we Barrymart"

Barrymart is a verb? Lol.

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Your mom.

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Dude...if the next meteorite misses our planet by as wide a margin that you're missing the point, we might just survive.

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He better keep an eye on that baby because we don't believe in government watchdogs (aka lifeguards) at the beach anymore. It's every infant for himself.

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The wee bairn will find out, in true libertarian fashion, that life is a tough tit.

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You can't help it, "it's like dogs in the street...I try not to watch".

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i saw some of that last night when i too was drunk but only driving on the internets.

i actually don't know who that ryan guy is though.

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JESUS CHRIST MY EYES!!!!

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So frothy...so frothy...

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If it includes Newt, I will be blind from gouging out my own eyes. There is no bra type that can cover enough of him except the burqua.

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Ron Paul, I hate to tell you but your combover did not survive immersion.

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Will this include Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann? Will they be wearing top-secret underwire bras?

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again with the babies. always with ron paul and the babies.

it's unseemly.

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