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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Is today douchebag day? It must be douchebag day 'cuz you're, you know, acting like a douchebag.

Oh, and

"Yes, once we Barrymart"

Barrymart is a verb? Lol.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dude...if the next meteorite misses our planet by as wide a margin that you're missing the point, we might just survive.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He better keep an eye on that baby because we don't believe in government watchdogs (aka lifeguards) at the beach anymore. It's every infant for himself.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The wee bairn will find out, in true libertarian fashion, that life is a tough tit.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You can't help it, "it's like dogs in the street...I try not to watch".

fuflans's avatar

i saw some of that last night when i too was drunk but only driving on the internets.

i actually don't know who that ryan guy is though.

fuflans's avatar

JESUS CHRIST MY EYES!!!!

jqheywood's avatar

So frothy...so frothy...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If it includes Newt, I will be blind from gouging out my own eyes. There is no bra type that can cover enough of him except the burqua.

PsycWench's avatar

Ron Paul, I hate to tell you but your combover did not survive immersion.

PsycWench's avatar

Will this include Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann? Will they be wearing top-secret underwire bras?

fuflans's avatar

again with the babies. always with ron paul and the babies.

it's unseemly.