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The subtext here is "I need a job and I can't do anything useful so I'll run for public office as a Republican." Based on most GOP office-holders, this is not actually a flawed argument.

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pretty much the only interesting thing about this guy is the amount of kinks references he generates.

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White Pols On Derp.

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God Save the Queen.

Not sure the voters will.

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Jenner Brenda.

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Melissa Sandy Gloria Ava Carmen Diva Lord.

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Cora Livia Dix.

Janet B. Normal.

Layne Loman.

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No shit.

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The Now Defunct Club is a great name, IMO . . . anybody who complains about you to the authorities is not likely to draw much of a response.

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From the photo, "Musty Trombone" would be more appropriate.

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"you make yourself what you want yourself to be."

Waitaminnit . . . you mean he <i>wanted</i> to be a Republican asshat?

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Probably an anti-gay rant or two.

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I wanted "Espresso Carmel", but then I'd have to be black.

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Delta Burke libel!

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A former acquaintance was drag-named Sofonda Cox. She used to be Sofonda Peters, but then she started liking grown men.

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Will it become a knock-down drag-out fight?

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