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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The subtext here is "I need a job and I can't do anything useful so I'll run for public office as a Republican." Based on most GOP office-holders, this is not actually a flawed argument.

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fuflans's avatar

pretty much the only interesting thing about this guy is the amount of kinks references he generates.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

White Pols On Derp.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

God Save the Queen.

Not sure the voters will.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Jenner Brenda.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Melissa Sandy Gloria Ava Carmen Diva Lord.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Cora Livia Dix.

Janet B. Normal.

Layne Loman.

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bobbert's avatar

No shit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Now Defunct Club is a great name, IMO . . . anybody who complains about you to the authorities is not likely to draw much of a response.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

From the photo, "Musty Trombone" would be more appropriate.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"you make yourself what you want yourself to be."

Waitaminnit . . . you mean he <i>wanted</i> to be a Republican asshat?

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The Quirk's avatar

Probably an anti-gay rant or two.

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The Quirk's avatar

I wanted "Espresso Carmel", but then I'd have to be black.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Delta Burke libel!

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The Quirk's avatar

A former acquaintance was drag-named Sofonda Cox. She used to be Sofonda Peters, but then she started liking grown men.

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PubOption's avatar

Will it become a knock-down drag-out fight?

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