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Tom Reilly's avatar

Great advice as always.

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DT's avatar

My favorite childhood BYOB pizza place was a victim of COVID and I am still not OK. And YES they had the most bomb salad dressing. They even had frosted mugs for people that brought beer. My cousin and I brought a half growler and split it between us while eating a pizza a couple weeks before they went under and I wish we had done that more.

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Gareth the Dung Shoveler's avatar

I like a kale salad with raspberries and blueberries. The slightly bitter greens complement sweet berries nicely.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!

Yes, it's half past midnight where I am, but about an hour ago, I blew my nose hard. My right ear had this kind of crackling and popping noise, and all of a sudden I realized I could hear a little in that ear again. I am considerably relieved, even if not all the hearing has returned (yet).

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

Why are you here, it's only 4 PM

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

"'cause it's the sounds...of solstice."

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Momo's avatar

Gonna die laughing watching Lip Sync Battles. Been hiding under a rock for 40 years apparently, but pop culture's hilarious! This show is why Donald Trump voters are insecure about everything.

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BlueSpot's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YrNQaXdOxU

Hello, I Must Be Going . . .

to the movie post.

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paul's avatar

I am disgusted at these fucking former military jackoffs wanting to arm up and bully people dressed up in their fucking tacticool gear. Fuck 'em.

If they ever held leadership positions, they would know that you lead by example and look out for logistics, and ensuring Soldiers and families are taken care of. Not dressing up in the flag and intimidating people. I fucking hate enough fellow military that I refuse to go to their fucking Vet meet ups and shit to hear their "war stories", how much they lve their country but we have to get those undesirables out of our ranks and country. I thought they were talking about themselves.

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CafeenMan's avatar

You've met vets and served with some who did as little as possible while in, right? They were shit in the military. They're shit as civilians.

But they tell stories like they were Rambo.

And they're always the first ones in line to get any vet benefit they can from actual vet benefits to free meals to whoring for accolades by telling everyone they're a vet.

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William Donnell's avatar

"It was all pell mell, and I was the first one over the wall..."

- Redmond Barry, BARRY LYNDON

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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RC's avatar

11 & 0 Not really a Husky fan, but nice to see them keep the streak alive.

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paul's avatar

I don't get it. I served 23 years in the Army and don't get these motherfuckers thinking they can use their military background to bully their way in to matters because they are "former military." "Former SEALs even."

That was your fucking job WHILE SERVING. It's over. Go the fuck home.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Yes! What does being “a former Navy SEAL” have to do with anything outside of military work? You don’t assume “a former NASA astronaut” would necessarily be a great pastry chef, for example.

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onedollarjuana's avatar

No, but astronauts are by necessity detail-oriented, as good pastry chefs must be.

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RC's avatar

BillE are you lurking?

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Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

She was over in the movie lounge

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RC's avatar

Thanks I'll catch her later.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Elon's rocket went boom.

Hate when that happens.

Does anyone have any popcorn?

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Alternative Dog's avatar

His advertisers also went boom. Here's a few that have noped out recently:

IBM

Apple

Lionsgate

Disney

Paramount

Comcast

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Cajun Kid's avatar

And he's threatened to sue the pants off of Media Matters. Why? Because he claims that the stuff they saw--certain ads showing up alongside extremist, white-supremacist, and otherwise awful content--was somehow manipulated or something. I don't know--his tweet made very little sense, and we all know he's just being whiny and praying the other side backs down before he shows his whole ass.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm surprised they were still there.

I would say disappointed, but I'm an adult.

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BlueSpot's avatar

So they're xing him out?

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

"It went exactly as planned."

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

His goal is to crater the company so he can take a huge tax loss which means he can cash out all that Tesla stock without a massive bill from the IRS.

Smrt.

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RC's avatar

I'm going to remember this. It will be interesting to see if you're on the money.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

It started as a joke then I realized that there's an actually coherent strategy there

Im not a tax lawyer, but I don't think it actually makes sense. There's lots of ways to dodge taxes that don't make everyone hate you.

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RC's avatar

Well the Tesla board sounds like they'd love to get rid of him so there is that.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Blowed up real good!

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William Donnell's avatar

POP goes the weasel.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

Heard that to the tune of “Push It”

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

"Yo yo yo yo, baby pop, yeah, you--c'mere 'n' get me blown

Better make it fast, or else you're gonna get owned

Don't you feel that rocket 'splodin' hard, like I wish you would

It's blowed up...blowed up good

Buh-blowed up real good!"

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Vileaxxe's avatar

On one hand, cute and topical. Without context, however, absolutely filthy. Either way 10/10. Well done.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

*bows*

I know, right? I was worried about a sudden need for a fainting couch.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Even with water, hot shower, and stretching, my body hurt like hell today--specifically, my arms. I had trouble reaching the top cupboard shelf and putting on my jacket. Therefore, I rest up. Tomorrow, I run and lift.

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InMyRoom's avatar

Recovery time is important. Otherwise, you end up hurting yourself and all of the hard work is wasted.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

'specially when you're ol--err, experienced. Yeah, 'experienced'. That's the ticket.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Are we talking more muskets than guns?😂

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