If you got together a big private party full of Shell Oil Company VIPs in a posh location like the Seattle Space Needle to celebrate the impending start to their new Arctic drilling project off the coast of Alaska, and they decided to mark the occasion by building a scale replica of the real life oil rig going to the Arctic and this oil rig was
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" And I'm sorry I sent this tip then.
America is the land of opportunity?
And a fine one, I might add.
Too soon.
Needs more flambe'.
Needed to burst into flames, for best effect.