In what has to be the Greatest Development in Teevee News since holographic Jessica Yellin asked Wolf Blitzer "What is thy bidding?" on election night 2008, here is Shepard Smith giving a tour of Fox's brand-new "News Deck," a wowie-zowie news set just dripping with ludicrously gigantoid "55-inch touchscreen displays" where Fox's "information specialists" will sift through all sorts of breaking social-media thingies to find the real truth about what other reporters are tweeting about the latest YouTube video of a screencap from Fox News, ensuring that You The Viewer will spend most of the newscast trying to see if anybody in the background is watching porn.
Oh how wonderful it would be if someone hacked in and managed to put an animated dick GIF on every screen at once.
Needz moar well-toned hammer-throwing blonde.
The latest in misInformation Technology.
You were referring to Fox News, so redundant.
Shep - our plant at Planet Wingnut (Fox)
Pubic hair?
John Boehner's ego comes in iPad form now?
Man, those things are HUUUUUGE!
Stories sourced from social media, you say? Oh good, we can dispense with all that fact-checky stuff that Fox was never really good at anyway.
Fox News is bigger, worse and stupider than ever. And now with extra derp and no facts!