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Lefty Mark's avatar

The claim that he refuses to wear them is just a rumor, unconfirmed as yet.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Omar comin'.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That's the trouble with Sheriff Joe. Man's gotta have a <i>code.</i>

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Why does Arizona have such a problem with terrorized counters? And please specify: kitchen counters, census counters, statisticians...

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Ikimizi's avatar

It's like he forgot that brown people hate America just because she was hot.

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Mahousu's avatar

For more about Grace Li and Gang Chen, including sham marriages and bigamy, see: <a href="http://law.justia.com/cases..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-cour...">http://law.justia.com/cases...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

So Sheriff Joe shoulda been looking at marriage certificates!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"password"?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We know from all of the spy movies ever made the spy will conive to have sex with the target for his/her own nefarious reasons. If this spy had sex with Joe...well, that's some total fucking dedication right there. Only sticking a hand up Fat Bastard's ass would require greater dedication. Actually, I tell a lie. Looking at Joe I'd have to put the two at dead even.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Come on Joe we know you are a fucking retard but if fake certificate Bamz would have done this you would be wanting to squeeze his balls,so fess up that you are stupid or get inpeached and deported to Messico

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PubOption's avatar

A rare example of the Fan hitting the shit.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Reading one-handed, I might add.

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