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The claim that he refuses to wear them is just a rumor, unconfirmed as yet.

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Omar comin'.

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That's the trouble with Sheriff Joe. Man's gotta have a <i>code.</i>

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Why does Arizona have such a problem with terrorized counters? And please specify: kitchen counters, census counters, statisticians...

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It's like he forgot that brown people hate America just because she was hot.

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So Sheriff Joe shoulda been looking at marriage certificates!

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"password"?

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We know from all of the spy movies ever made the spy will conive to have sex with the target for his/her own nefarious reasons. If this spy had sex with Joe...well, that's some total fucking dedication right there. Only sticking a hand up Fat Bastard's ass would require greater dedication. Actually, I tell a lie. Looking at Joe I'd have to put the two at dead even.

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Come on Joe we know you are a fucking retard but if fake certificate Bamz would have done this you would be wanting to squeeze his balls,so fess up that you are stupid or get inpeached and deported to Messico

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A rare example of the Fan hitting the shit.

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Reading one-handed, I might add.

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