What is not to love about Tennessee Rep. Steve Cohen? He's a fun guy! He hits on Cyndi Lauper, because YOLO. He dances to rap! He will sweat through that shirt and give exactly zero fucks! Steve Cohen is fuckin' feelin' it, y'all! And then there was that time he was caught
Oh good grief, CNN can&#039;t even be trusted to accurately report on <em>what CNN is doing</em>:
<blockquote>Correction: In a previous version, CNN incorrectly reported the circumstances of the DNA testing. In fact, CNN was simply present when DNA was obtained from Victoria and John Brink, which they initiated and paid for on their own. </blockquote>
What the ever loving fuck, CNN? Is <em>anything</em> you ever say true?
&quot;I still love Victoria, hold dear the time I have shared with her and hope to continue to be part of her life,&quot; he said.&quot;
What ... the ... fuck ? Time you&#039;ve shared with her? You mean &quot;the few months you spent harassing her&quot;? If he tweeted with the grace and aplomb of say, Chuck Grassley, I could understand. But he doesn&#039;t.
I have seen something like that before, a co-worker claimed that he was separated from his wife - when in fact he wasn&#039;t - as a way of fiddling debt / child support payments. He seemed to get away with it for years. That he looked like a Rent Boy may have helped with the subterfuge.
ABP.
wydt,isi
I&#039;m holding off commenting until the DNA tests are in.
Son? I need a kidney. Thanks, Pop
Oh good grief, CNN can&#039;t even be trusted to accurately report on <em>what CNN is doing</em>:
<blockquote>Correction: In a previous version, CNN incorrectly reported the circumstances of the DNA testing. In fact, CNN was simply present when DNA was obtained from Victoria and John Brink, which they initiated and paid for on their own. </blockquote>
What the ever loving fuck, CNN? Is <em>anything</em> you ever say true?
&quot;I still love Victoria, hold dear the time I have shared with her and hope to continue to be part of her life,&quot; he said.&quot;
What ... the ... fuck ? Time you&#039;ve shared with her? You mean &quot;the few months you spent harassing her&quot;? If he tweeted with the grace and aplomb of say, Chuck Grassley, I could understand. But he doesn&#039;t.
<a href="http:\/\/i2.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/original\/000\/483\/995\/f43.png" target="_blank">WTF IS THIS SHIT?</a>
You didn&#039;t write us into the will after you looked us up, though, did you dad? What are you gonna do? Strap us to the roof of the car?
Don&#039;t their pumps do that automagically? While going for your wallet? It always creeped me out...
Aaaw. You&#039;re like a dad I never had.
Brooding over breeding?
This is the kind of thing I&#039;d expect to find here (if comments were allowed).
It&rsquo;s probably me then. I fooled around a lot about that time.
I have seen something like that before, a co-worker claimed that he was separated from his wife - when in fact he wasn&#039;t - as a way of fiddling debt / child support payments. He seemed to get away with it for years. That he looked like a Rent Boy may have helped with the subterfuge.
...when did CNN become the Maury show?!
*sniff* *sniff*
No hint of Anus. This guy must be a Democrat then, yeah?
Because GOP sex scandals <em>always</em> smell of anus.
Yes. You can introduce your daughter to your wife.
(OFC, your daughter probably already knows your sister...)