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bobbert's avatar

Hopefully they'll take it from the top.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

AOTK

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Vienna Woods's avatar

AKA circle jerk.

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malsperanza's avatar

With luck, eventually Sarah will shoot Rush and the circle of life will be complete.

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Fartknocker's avatar

The phrase you are looking for is goat fuck. Sorry but that is what he is.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I predict she'll be found unconscious after mainlining 100% pure lard in the bathroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Her teeth scare me.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She made millions selling people obesity, diabetes and gluttony. No one should be surprised that she is a horrible person in every way. Paula, take your millions, shut the fuck up and go away.

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Eeeeeeeeew.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No. They go to Wal-Mart.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, that's from among those who thought there was a misstep.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The people involved in promoting a lameass movie. They knew.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure it was. "You really think they'll be stupid enough to buy into this as "Southern" cooking?" "Hell, yes. Just you watch."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"For good measure, she could quit Facebook and Twitter, . . ."

I'd lay off the qualifiiers, and just give that as good advice. If she really must have a "presence" in the twattoshpere, she should hire a professional twatter, like Griftzilla did.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

5 minutes...eternity...it all seems the same.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, I'm sure her recipes use lots of full-fat mayonnaise (never watched her show, so wouldn't know, just a guess)

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