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What pisses me off more than anything else is that these fuckers think liberals would just stand around and applaud while said fuckers got the treatment they long to mete to people who disagree. We don't care how much of a hate-filled asshole you are, we honestly believe you still have rights. P.S. Calling you a hateful asshat doesn't trample your first amendment rights. :D;

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Okha pilots?

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well, i for one have had enough texan presidents for one lifetime.

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Bob "Thunder" Thurman?

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Emp. Hirohito?

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Jesus?

Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done. Luke 22:42

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I gathered from that "interview" that President Perry (in his dreams) won't be The Commander in Chief of our armed forces. Everything is definitely bigger in Texas, even the derp.

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John "Walnuts" McCain? Lindsey "Aunt Pittypat" Graham?

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Wow. Like if the military could just take over. Then we'd be really safe!

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" . . .I were to become the president of the United States. I think there will be a clearly changed attitude towards that office . . ."

Oh, you can bet on it.

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Aren't they all?

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And yet, people still listen to them...

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Hand was on a bible. He's Muslim. No backsies.

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And when thisis over and someone will remark how there was no martial law they will claim "Of course not. We stopped it by being aware of it."

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Kaiser Wilhelm II?

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