Donald Trump Jr., whose sexual prowess is onlymatchedreversed by the way he uses roasted wombat cum for hair gel (ALLEGEDLY), has acquired a new t-shirt, and it is his favorite. It is the fanciest t-shirt. He would like you all to have the t-shirt, but in order for him to have the money to buy the t-shirt for you all, he'd have to sell a few things to a couple mobsters here, launder some money through Cyprus or the Caymans there ... look, all your t-shirts are on back order, OK? Maybe if he ends up in jail for playing some role in the Trump Russia scandal, they might give him a job processing all the t-shirt orders for everyone, because it will be a great service to America for you to look as delicious as this:
"Who's got two thumbs and herpes? This guy!""Who's got two thumbs and no shot beyond nepotism? This guy!""Who's got two thumbs which have recently been shoved up his own ass? This guy!"
I got the best pictures in this one! It was kittens, kittens, kittens all the way down, thanks to Make America Kitten Again! I thought about turning it off long enough to wee what Evan is talking about, but why punish my eyes like that?
No, it's not his body, he's saying everything that he says is real fake news.... I can go along with that!
"...roasted wombat cum..."
No one else can work words like you, Evan.
I bought this T-shirt and all I got was this cheap "businessman".
I thought he was saying that he was fake news and he is not really a Trump.would explain A LOT
I think it is a chineese rabbit.No, really. I would not put it past these schmucks
why is dude leaning away from his wife and youngest?
"Who's got two thumbs and herpes? This guy!""Who's got two thumbs and no shot beyond nepotism? This guy!""Who's got two thumbs which have recently been shoved up his own ass? This guy!"
I got the best pictures in this one! It was kittens, kittens, kittens all the way down, thanks to Make America Kitten Again! I thought about turning it off long enough to wee what Evan is talking about, but why punish my eyes like that?
Such a snarky asshole. But not the good snark, like the pure and shiny Wonkette snark, but the nasty, dirty kind that makes me want to take a shower.
Bangladesh?
> butt herpes pulled a Mt. Vesuvius> brick of molten horseshit> I am just putting wombat spooges in my hair for nothing
Absolutely agreed. These are all new classics in the Wonkette lexicon.
Mexico?
I'm proud of mine:https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Another one (not mine): https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
That cake was my most bestest creation...
That is the UGLIEST color green I have ever see! And the smuck modeling it isn't much better.