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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sodom-American?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Oh! THAT "down under".

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PDX Realness's avatar

Self-loathing behavior is pretty much the purpose of the Log Cabin Republicans. ..

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dear Modern Language Association Forum,I never thought I'd be writing an extra-credit essay for you, but just last week,.....

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PDX Realness's avatar

And if it wasn't offered in this particular case, I'm sure that could have been fixed by an academic dean without a magnitude 10 wingnut freak out....

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jimstoic's avatar

Relax. All the extra credit in the world isn't going to prevent straight white men from being on top.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I'm not convinced that Log Cabiners are actually Gay. It's more likely they think screwing themselves is a homosexual act.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Whatever it may be, you're doing it wrong if it hurts.

So what better reason to talk about it in college!

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Word. A little OT, but I'm reminded of how Obama's remarks about "fewer horses and bayonets" in our military was somehow heard as "NO MORE horses and bayonets." Talk about selective hearing/reading.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Word. I don't think they'd whine about discrimination if an extra credit survey only accepted Catholic participants.

Or maybe they would! "Y U HAET PROTESTANTS U DOUBLE-HITLER"

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

*to the tune of Meatloaf*I would do anything for grades, but I won't do that!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Hmm... not seeing cause and effect here...

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bobbert's avatar

Speaking as someone who grew up about four blocks from UW-M (as we used to refer to it), I'd like to say that I would have welcomed our extra-credit, bisexual overladies.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You misspelled 'grift'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

... eww.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Maybe'?

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