Shocking Cursebird
*Heard on the Hill: Rep. Ike Skeltonmade the Iraq progress report a PG-13 affair... Mrs. DCSusan Sweatdresses the part at the Mrs. America pageant...Sen. Ben Nelsondoes a good opening monologue... FormerRep. Curt Weldonprobably wishes he still had some strings to pull for his kids... ProtesterDavid Barrowshas got a closet full of devil suits. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Mary BonoandConnie Mack: representatives in love...Ridley Scottnow bombing Baltimore. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Alan Greenspancalls economists useless...Larry Craigdeemed more likable thanBritney Spears... Americans Against Escalation and Moveon.org bring out the dog and pony show...Newt Gingrichcan't stop writing alternative histories. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: The Japanese American Citizens League salute their champion: Larry Craig... Tennis is a brutal sport for Senators...Barack Obamagoes to Clinton town...Trent Lottspared Larry Craig some harsh words... Party lines break down out of love for South Dakota. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: September 11th is probably not the best day for a fundraiser...Sen. John Thunehas a history of wearing short shorts. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Michael Rogerspromises he'll only out important people from now on. [ WP ]
*Page Six: Matt Drudge'sradio days are over. [ NYP ]