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doktorzoom's avatar

Ah, but you see, he's a former Muslim, now a rightwing Christian who gets big bucks giving speeches about how terrible Islam is. He also claims to have been a terrorist, though all the evidence suggests that he's full of shit.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Muslims in developing countries, who get big $$$ from Saudi Arabia to build mosques and install preachers who preach ultra-fundamentalist brain-dead Wahhabi versions of Islam?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Can you believe / God makes you breathe? How did he lose / six million Jews?"

- Emerson Lake and Palmer had some crap lyrics but that probably takes the cake.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Applying Mr. Dingbat's logic*, I am not an ex-High Anglican animist but instead a druidic Celt. Which sucks because now I have to go and decorate my house with the heads of my enemies, which will clash with the antique furniture in the family room.

* used with the maximum amount of irony permitted by law

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

When you drink the kool-aid and become a Christianist, all past sins are forgiven, especially if you hate all the right people. Sort of like being Catholic, but with more guns and malt liquor.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

As it was in the beginning...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Is Wahhabi Islam the kind that is really, really spicy?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Ah, Sir Richard. Probably the coolest Victorian EVER.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

My intended is a ginger. I've been known to use her skin to set the white balance on my video camera.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Not for three terms, anyway.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

No wonder he's never mentioned it.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

If "spicy" means "puritan, censorious, judgemental, makes the American Family Association look like pikers", then yes!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Between Greg Lake's cheese, Peter Sinfield's higher-quality cheese, and Jon Anderson's word salad, you're dead on there. Only decent lyrics in classical 70's prog were Peter Hammill in Van Der Graaf Generator, Richard Palmer-James in King Crimson, and the deliberately nonsensical lyrics in a made-up alien language of Magma.

ahughes798's avatar

Have you ever seen dwarf mice? They're African, too.....and adorable.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

As most American voters would say, "Cool."