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Mintie's avatar

Reality is a fascist pig, so is un-American.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

I did not buy enough booze on the way home. And I bought A LOT of booze on the way home.

Mintie's avatar

That actually raises a good question--how many of the people they polled knew that Cruz was born in Canada, but think that Canada is part of the US? A good man, I'd wager. Not a lot of money, mind you, as I'm poor, but definitely a modest sum.

handyhippie65's avatar

hell with picture id, we need IQ tests to vote. with 113 being the average, if you can't break the triple digits, mebbe you should just stay at home, and yell at fox news on the idiot box.

Linda Hardwick's avatar

I don't know who you know, but I don't see how Republicans could possibly like Futurama. It's full of physics, binary math, promiscuous women (Amy and the Amazon women who condemn men to death by snoo-snoo), concern for thee environment, and cross-species friendships, not to mention man/machine friendship. Also, I think Zap Brannigan is gay.

Mintie's avatar

Even the Uruk-hai aren't as detestable as the GOP candidates.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Regarding the textbook thing, the edumacated people of Texas are still livid about it. Over all objections, those fuckers on the SBOE had their way. What's worse, other states will adopt our textbooks, spreading the ignorance. Have a gander at some of the key members on the TX SBOE:

http://www.tfn.org/site/Pag...

handyhippie65's avatar

now that is some industrial strength sarcasm, right there.

handyhippie65's avatar

"sharp as a rubber ball", heeheee! i was thinkin' nerf.

handyhippie65's avatar

one inch is deeper than a quarter inch. less of a swimming pool and more of a mud puddle.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Gene pool needs moar bleach.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Guess he didn't get the memo about the backstory - which even many wingnuts conceded. Though they did it very begrudgingly, with comments similar to this:

"This is why I don't believe that he is stupid. He has to dress up what he does like he is doing people a favor and something out of his kind democrat heart. But, according to the nice people hear on Twitchy, I became educated that people already call it this name. So in actuality, Obama did nothing but sign the documents to get it done. He will poke out his chest just like he does with the current gas prices which have nothing to do with him."

nice people hear on Twitchy LMFAO

Grokenstein's avatar

Also Al Gore's daughter Kristin was one of the writers/story editors.

Don't pick on Amy. Leela slept with Zapp Brannigan and another cockroach.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

If you can't make it to Canadia, these folks have all things that are good~

http://www.britishcornersho...

Sometimes you can find stuff like that on Amazon, too : )